Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 18, 2022

Caturday

I can be writer!!

Posted by on or about 05:44
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3 comments:

w3ski said...

I can be seat thief.
w3ski

6/18/2022 12:20 PM
dinthebeast said...

Our cat is an aspiring writer in that he usually waits until a comment box is open to step on my laptop...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

6/18/2022 3:17 PM
Boots Mom said...

Yes you can, Love.
Whiskers sez, " Human, please bring the laptop down here, to Me. Also, bring ME some coffee. Hold, the coffee ! MEEEOOOWWWWWWWWWWW............"

6/19/2022 4:30 PM

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