Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
7 comments:
LOL ~ Sometimes the snark just writes itself.
Well, in his defence, unicorns and Olaf are hot.
If he had done it with a jar of peanut butter, there would be no need for a psych eval - it would be clear to everyone he's F'n nuts.
I bet he voted for tRump.
Just saying.
w3ski
As a Florida Man for roughly 44 years, I can tell you this: I understand why he had sex with the unicorn. A snowman, however, is unheard of in these parts.
Don't furries usually have a person in them? On the other hand, you can't get covid without one.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
People for the ethical treatment of stuffed animals: PETSA.
Tod: Unicorns are only OK around virgins. Someone who been around the block, nope. But stuffed animal fetishists? Our perp is in real trouble.
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