Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 1, 2021

Somebody mentioned in a comment, a couple of years ago, that their grandmother had been a cop who carried a .32 Smith and Wesson.

If that was you, look down on the right side, contact me. My email address is im the right-hand column.

Everyone else, carry on.
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3 comments:

re the paragon said...

Grandma was a cop, on the East side of Chicago
Back in the USA, back in the bad old days...

3/01/2021 7:05 PM
Ten Bears said...

Bet she didn't get run over by a reindeer.

3/02/2021 8:09 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

re, said to be one of the most annoying songs ever to residents of Chicago...as any Chicago resident what’s on the Eastside and they’ll say Lake Michigan!

3/02/2021 11:53 PM

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