Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 20, 2020

If You Believe that COVID-19 is the "Kung Flu"...

Then please execute several copies of this waiver and ensure that your doctor and the local hospital have copies on file. If you don't, then you're tacitly acknowledging that your bleatings about "kung flu" and "it's just the flu" and similar things are not what you truly believe, that you're only saying that because you are a slavish follower of All Things Trump.

But if you truly believe that COVID-19 isn't a real threat, sign the waiver.



COVID-19 MEDICAL ATTENTION WAIVER

I, ____________________________, with a date of birth of ___________________________,
(Print your name) (month, day and year)

residing at ___________________________ in the County of ________________________.
(print your street address)

in the state of ___________________, ZIP Code _________, state the following:

WHEREAS, the news media is spreading stories about a disease that has been called “the Coronavirus”, “COVID-19”, “SARS-CoV-2” or other similar names (hereinafter “the Disease”); and

WHEREAS, I am convinced that the news stories alleging that the Disease is now a pandemic are hoaxes; and

WHEREAS, I believe that the Disease is no worse than the common influenza; and

WHEREAS, I believe that the so-called patients who are filling up hospitals are actually crisis actors; and

WHEREAS, I believe that the mandates to wear face masks and maintain “social distancing” are designed to train Americans into surrendering their God-given rights upon demand; and

WHEREAS, I believe that the requirements to close some businesses and limit the use of other businesses are a ploy to cripple the world's greatest economy and make Americans dependent on the government for their basic needs;

NOW, THEREFORE, I do knowingly make this Waiver of Medical Attention and state the following as an act of my free will and deed:

1. Medical Attention: I hereby demand and direct that any medical attention that is given to me, should I be diagnosed as having the Disease, be limited to those therapies that are commonly prescribed and given to those patients who have influenza.

2. Waiver of Hospital Admission: I hereby waive admission to a hospital or any other care facility for treatment of the Disease. I demand that all treatments and therapies be limited to home-based treatments.

3. Waiver of Respiratory Assistance: I hereby waive the use of any respiratory assistance, including but not limited to by reason of specification herein, ventilators, forced breathing, mechanical ventilation, or any similar device.

4. Waiver of Claim for Medical Malpractice: I hereby waive the right to pursue any claims for medical malpractice against any individual, hospital, partnership and/or corporation that declines to treat me in accordance with this Waiver of Medical Attention. My waiver of any such claims is binding on my administrators, executors, heirs and assigns.


5. Medical Power of Attorney: In the event that I have previously executed a medical power of attorney, any such medical power is hereby revoked or modified, as need be, in order to give full force and effect to this Waiver of Medical Attention.

6. Right to Pursue Claims of Assault: I hereby retain the right to pursue civil claims and criminal charges of assault and battery against any person or persons who administer treatment in contravention of this waiver. I hereby retain the right to pursue civil claims of assault and battery against any organization, entity or corporation that employs any such person as an employee or contractor.

I hereby execute this Waiver of Medical Assistance as an act of my free will and deed.

Dated this _______ day of ____________, 202__.

________________________________
(Sign your name)

________________________________
(Print your name)

Each of the undersigned declares that the person who signed this document did so in his or her presence; that said person is personally known to him or her and appears to be of sound mind and acting willingly and free from duress or undue influence; and that he or she is 18 years of age or older and is not designated as the person's Health Care Agent.

_______________________________residing at: _____________________________

_____________________________

_______________________________residing at: _____________________________

_____________________________


_______________________________residing at: _____________________________

_____________________________

Sworn to before me this ____
day of _________________, 202___


______________________________
Notary Public

14 comments:

Glen Filthie said...

Show me the paperwork, Comrade, because I'd have to think about it. So far, you guys can't seem to distinguish between a COVID19 death, and one caused by a car accident, cancer, or a falling anvil. If your mask supposedly works... wear it and STFU.

Dark Avenger said...

Always
Be
Closing.

Comrade Misfit said...

It's not up to me to convince the willfully ignorant.

Man up and sign the waiver, Herr Filthie. If you don't, then you are nothing but talk, talk, talk.

Or possibly you aren't willing to declare your ignorance in front of three witnesses and a Notary?

Eck! said...

GF... Blah blah blah!

Its there go read.


Eck!

Glen Filthie said...

Willfully ignorant! HAR HAR HAR!!!!

It says right on the box those masks don't stop viruses. Lecture me about willful ignorance! HAR HAR HAR!!!

It just makes me laugh. How many morons are in the hospital with the flu going, "But, but but!!! I wore my mask!!!! I social distanced!!!!"

As I said - when you pin heads can tell the difference between a car accident, a drowning, and COVID 19... yeah, I'll sign it. On the condition of course, that we finance our own health care plans, and abolish any public ones that support this foolishness. I don't want any part of paying for your paranoia and hypochondria.

DTWND said...

1. You don’t live in this country, so you don’t pay for anything. Just stay on your side of the border.
2. You try to talk like a tough guy but when it comes to put up or shut up, you make excuse after excuse.
3. You are a troll that even get along with your own family.


Dale

Eck! said...

GF so many excuses... so little reason. Stop being a karen,
HAR HAR HAR on you.

IF the "rolled in" were true the total death toll would be something
over 220K (flu, cancer, heart disease, Gun-death!, auto accidents...).
The death rates for those are well known (or inflated by some). Each
one of those is pretty easy to tell from influenza as we have a test
for that too. A CT or MRI easily sees the lung damage that is Covid
never mind the tests.


The partial solution is when vaccine is available make it required for
kids in school no exception. If they are immune they less likely
transport it.

Once done with that, your working in the public sector, vax, or take hike.

For the no maskers, get the bug and you have your immunity seems 8% of
those that test positive for corona seem to. OH, your not that pitiful
percentage oh well. Get it again maybe worse this time.

At some point all the nomask anti-vaxers will be known and quarantined.
That what you do with disease vectors. That's the real name for
anti-vaxxers disease vectors. The meme will be disease-karens.

Eck!

CenterPuke88 said...

The individual who posts as GF just spends his time trolling, posting pictures of monkeys that he describes as less destructive than BLM protestors, asking if it’s time to start boogaloo and if it’s better to survive or kill “neoliberals”. Then he proceeds to profess a deep faith as he spews hatred and threats that his faith specifically warns against. Is it any wonder all he can do is sputter and avoid when presented with a simple question.

Stewart Dean said...

"appears of sound mind". That could allowing weaseling. Something more like:
'proclaims him or herself to be of sound mind, does willfully and consciously affirm this waiver, acting willingly and free from duress or undue influence.

Herr Fithy, you need anti-fog in your googles and an update from Windows 95 Life Simulator you're running.

Comrade Misfit said...

Herr Filthie:

You are indeed all talk. Or, as some would say: All hat, no cattle.

Glen Filthie said...

Ah. I see you’ve read the writing on the box, and discovered that your ol’ buddy Glen is right again!

Sorry I can’t help ya’s with that cognitive dissonance though!

CenterPuke88 said...

There’s a library in Canada, somewhere, that has allowed the village idiot to access the internet.

CenterPuke88 said...

Oh, and Donnie has announced wearing a mask is patriotic...I assume our Canadian Gaddafi will be sporting a MCGA mask soon.

Eck! said...

The monkey whisperer is just flinging poo, least that's what chimps do.

Nothing useful not even a entertaining argument. He's still unequipped
and unprepared. Just like our dumb ass preznut.


Eck!