Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 2, 2019

Set Your Motherfucking Clocks Back Tonight

Whether we adopt permanent daylight savings time or permanent standard time or split the goddamned baby and go 30 minutes inbetween, let's do it once and fucking forget about this shit, forever.


The rationale for continuing with this twice yearly time shift is about as obsolete as using bolt-action rifles for a primary infantry weapon. We might as well be practicing trench warfare and laying Deucaville railroad tracks to supply them.

5 comments:

B said...

Preach it, sistah

Tod Germanica said...

More and more it's found changing circadian rhythms like shift work and jet lag is unhealthy yet the whole country does it twice a year...so the farmers get more light? So silly.

CenterPuke88 said...

HR.1556 and S.670, both in Committee right now. Rubio’s in the Senate, with only 5 co-sponsors. Buchanan in the House, with 9 co-sponsors.

Iowa, Maine, South Carolina, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington, Wyoming: These eight states have bills to permanently adopt DST if the federal government passes legislation to end the time change.

Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Kansas, Montana, Oklahoma, Texas: These nine states have proposed legislation to adopt standard time permanently.

Minnesota, Mississippi, New Mexico: These three states have separate bills proposing DST and standard time, allowing legislators to vote on both measures.

New York, Virginia: These two states have legislation proposing a study of the pros and cons of abandoning the time change.

Indiana: Indiana has legislation proposing to move most of the state from Eastern to Central time.

California, Florida, Oregon: These three states successfully passed laws that would stop the switch to standard time if the U.S. Congress votes to permanently end daylight saving time.


Like everything else, a complete fucking mess.

Nebris said...

Bloody Germans.

Marc said...

One of the two good things about moving to Arizona.