Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 31, 2019

News for Morons

No shocker that "Fox and Friends" is Cheetolini's favorite news show.

8 comments:

Nangleator said...: Jesus, is that real? What a bunch of fucking morons.; 3/31/2019 12:02 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: It was real.; 3/31/2019 1:50 PM
dinthebeast said...: Mexico has its own countries? Maybe they could sell one and pay for the wall with the money? Except who would buy it? China? Saudi Arabia? Do we really want them owning a country within walking distance from Texas?
So many questions...

-Doug in Oakland; 3/31/2019 2:30 PM
The New York Crank said...: Texas was a Mexican country (okay, territory) before it got taken by America. Ditto, New Mexico. Ditto Arizona. Ditto California.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank; 3/31/2019 3:30 PM
Glen Filthie said...: Still not sick of winning! The whining is music to my ears.; 3/31/2019 5:08 PM
re the paragon said...: GF, you have a very odd idea about what constitutes "winning".; 3/31/2019 5:39 PM
montag said...: Will this affect the beachside resorts in sunny Zapatastan ??; 3/31/2019 6:14 PM
Nangleator said...: Some of his followers probably think Charles Manson is winning.; 3/31/2019 11:39 PM