Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Shutting off Trump's Texts

Stephen Colbert shows how:


The whole bit is good.
Posted by on or about 10:52
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2 comments:

w3ski said...

I was just talking with an old friend that somehow missed the message himself, and my comment was "now I need to put my phone in the BBQ". Nice to see Mr Colbert has a similar idea.
Damn if the idea of "this" isn't a scary thing.
w3ski

10/04/2018 12:58 PM
montag said...

I have one of the Chinese spy phones from ZTE. Now I am wondering if the Chinese taught Trump (his people actually) how to use it in exchange for his lifting the sanctions on the company?

10/04/2018 6:26 PM

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