Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 8, 2017

Monday, Jan 1st

I had to print out a calendar for next year. For fun, I choose a year that has the same starting time, but is not the year in question.

1917 was a possible choice. But, meh. I looked to the future, and guess what year starts on a Monday!


With any luck, this song will be forgotten by then.
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3 comments:

Tod Germanica said...

You made me listen comrade and now I hate you. Ear-worm!

9/08/2017 11:32 PM
dinthebeast said...

I knew better. That song was all over the radio when I was a kid.

-Doug in Oakland

9/09/2017 2:20 AM
Ten Bears said...

If man is still alive, if woman can survive the may find...

9/09/2017 8:44 PM

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