Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Meanwhile, in Texas

8 comments:

Slybrarian said...: That water sure is deep.; 8/29/2017 2:11 PM
The New York Crank said...: I hope they shoot every lotter they can find, just so long as they leave us looters alone.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank; 8/29/2017 2:25 PM
dinthebeast said...: I only hope that they shoot better than they spell.

-Doug in Oakland; 8/29/2017 2:43 PM
Anonymous said...: I knew there was a faction of Texans who opposed the regressive nature of the Lottery system. I just don't want them shooting lotters because those are innocent hard-working people addicted to the dream of instant wealth at the expense of... oh, those guys are idiots who can't spell? Sigh. Nevermind.; 8/29/2017 4:20 PM
Stewart Dean said...: +1 dinthebeast; 8/29/2017 6:21 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: The "Master Race", Texas Chapter; 8/29/2017 10:00 PM
Tod Germanica said...: Lotters wife looked back and turned to stone.; 8/30/2017 1:14 AM
DTWND said...: Proud graduates of the Texas public school system, the one that denies actual science. Nothin bu reedin, rightin, and rithmatic!

Dale; 8/31/2017 12:50 PM