Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 5, 2017

"Airport Security is Not a Joking Matter."

But there should be an exception when the public address system is labeled "IED".

Posted by on or about 18:28
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5 comments:

B said...

Heh.

Winder what the letters stand for?

6/05/2017 8:40 PM
deadstick said...

The google is your friend. http://archive.iedaudio.com/products/default.aspx?gid=2284

6/05/2017 8:45 PM
dinthebeast said...

That reminds me of a conversation I overheard when I was living in the foundry building in which this guy was telling his friend that his brother had had his leg blown off by an IUD in Iraq...

-Doug in Oakland

6/06/2017 2:00 AM
deadstick said...

"had his leg blown off by an IUD "

Could have been worse.

6/06/2017 8:16 AM
dinthebeast said...

He was serious, so I didn't want to make fun of him, but god damn it was funny.

-Doug in Oakland

6/06/2017 2:11 PM

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