Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Caturday

New book: "Cat is My Co-Pilot".

Posted by on or about 06:48
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4 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

do you think the cat is impressed? "You Hoomans are pretty clever figuring out this whole flying thing."

3/04/2017 8:48 AM
deadstick said...

Can't go IFR without your duck. http://www.ahajokes.com/ani031.html

3/04/2017 8:59 AM
dinthebeast said...

Thank you for that- it's the coolest thing I've seen all day.

-Doug in Oakland

3/04/2017 4:12 PM
Nangleator said...

Cat says, all that stuff we just flew over? My territory now.

3/05/2017 1:14 PM

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