Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 22, 2016

Chemtrail Humor

Photo credit goes here, if I knew who created it.
Posted by on or about 12:20
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4 comments:

Nangleator said...

That's such a wonderful insanity of the chemtrails conspiracy... That the government would come up with this drug they need to get into the populace... very secretly. No one tell, okay? We'll just need the sworn cooperation of every last airplane mechanic in the country, every flight crew, every aircraft manufacturer (even foreign ones... and oh, yeah, every foreign aircraft mechanic, as well,) and a significant amount of infrastructure that needs to be maintained and kept secret.

They could have just put it into tap water, which the government controls already... but no. Let's spray it out where it can be seen by everybody, and will infect everybody, including the masterminds who came up with the plan in the first place.

Yeah.

7/22/2016 1:45 PM
Leo Knight said...

But...but...it might have been a gun shaped like a to truck! One of those plastic guns! Must fire a warning shot, through the man on the ground. Yeah...that's the ticket...

7/23/2016 6:30 AM
Paul W said...

Oh, and you have to brush your teeth with fluoride while you're at it.

7/23/2016 11:10 AM
dinthebeast said...

I have a friend who believes (or at least preaches about) all of that good stuff, and I have had to give up all but the most superficial conversations with him. I would show him this except it would just start an argument that I want no part of. Yet he's been a good, solid friend for going on twenty years. I imagine he must have similar thoughts toward me, or he wouldn't come around anymore. It just seems to me to make things that should be easy to deal with harder. I may show him anyway because you should be able to laugh at a joke no matter what you believe.

-Doug in Oakland

7/24/2016 2:22 AM

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