Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Caturday; New Resident Ed.

Meet Chip:

He came home less than an hour ago. He is very affectionate, though right now, he's exploring the place.

You will be seeing a lot more of him!

16 comments:

Keaaukane said...: Catgratulation!; 7/03/2016 1:41 PM
B said...: Congrats

Good for you; 7/03/2016 3:22 PM
deadstick said...: Fellini says congratulations...Chip couldn't have done better.; 7/03/2016 3:50 PM
Marc said...: You can't spell homeowner without a 'meow'.; 7/03/2016 7:31 PM
Tod Germanica said...: Congrats, good looking cat. I'm on a 5-day Amoxicillin course because 'stray yellow male' cat took my burr-removal attempts the wrong way on to my upper left thumb. Had it been a hamster my hand would have been dead.

Lesson 1 on de-burring stray cats: don't try to de-burr stray cats. I still feed him but with a wary eye. That cat is dynamite.
'Tod'; 7/03/2016 9:51 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Congratulations on your new pet, Chip. Take care of her with plenty of attention, some deliberate ignoring, the occasional hairball and a dash of chaos.; 7/03/2016 11:20 PM
BadTux said...: What CP88 said :).

Congratulations on your new feline overlord!; 7/04/2016 12:59 AM
dinthebeast said...: Best wishes to you both.

-Doug in Oakland; 7/04/2016 1:27 AM
Peter said...: Yay! You have a new master!

"Dogs have owners: cats have staff."

:-); 7/04/2016 5:00 AM
Leo Knight said...: I wish you many belly rubs, lap sits, head bumps, and snuggles.; 7/04/2016 7:19 AM
Eck! said...: big paws and and a purr.

Mazal tov to you both.

Eck!; 7/04/2016 9:12 AM
New Jovian Thunderbolt said...: Yay; 7/04/2016 9:28 AM
Paul W said...: You need to document any and all purring noises for posterity.

I can only get my cats to snore when I record them.; 7/04/2016 11:26 AM
OldAFSarge said...: Awesome. My felines say "Hello!"; 7/04/2016 11:28 AM
wolfbitch said...: Congratulations, and welcome home to Chip!; 7/04/2016 3:44 PM
Murphy's Law said...: Awwwww....Congrats to both of you--you for the new cat and Chip for hitting the cat lottery.; 7/04/2016 11:02 PM