Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Caturday

"This is my plant (nom, nom, nom)"


I took it away from him.
Posted by on or about 06:51
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4 comments:

Leo Knight said...

We are currently catsitting my cousin's two cats while she's on vacation. I had forgotten the joys of 4am serenades, being walked on while in bed, and wet noses in the face. But still worth it.

7/30/2016 8:15 AM
OldAFSarge said...

Ah yes, cats and plants. They do it just because they can.

Mine had me up at 0600 to feed them today, a Saturday. At 0830 they had decided that I had had quite enough sleep for one night. After going to bed at 0130 I wanted to argue. Something about the way they were purring made me get up. They were overjoyed that I was awake and could pay attention to them.

I don't know how I could live without a cat or two around the house. I'd get more sleep maybe, but what would be the point of waking up?

7/30/2016 11:02 AM
deadstick said...

Fellini bagged a Wascally Wabbit yesterday and fulfilled his feline duty by leaving it where SWMBO would find it as she came home. She acted properly grateful, but it wasn't easy...

7/30/2016 7:08 PM
Paul W said...

My cat Ocean is eating the plastic plant in the hallway, not a real one. I'm seriously gonna have to take that plant to the Salvation Army or something.

7/31/2016 8:18 AM

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