Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Caturday

A new-resident Shelter kitten makes his own fun while he and his littermates wait out the intake quarantine.

Look at the size of his paws. He's a polydactyl kitten on all four paws. And before you ask, he has a prospective home.

5 comments:

Joe said...: Good to see he's using the time productively. Familiarity with office supplies looks good on a résumé.; 7/23/2016 7:53 AM
zdogk9 said...: What are you naming him?; 7/23/2016 3:34 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Not mine. His shelter-name is Pierre.; 7/23/2016 4:32 PM
BadTux said...: His name should be Mittens.; 7/24/2016 2:57 AM
wolfbitch said...: Somebody needs to tell his new owner that many polydactyl cats are Maine Coon Cats. Which means, this "little" guy is likely to grow much larger and mature much later than other cats.

I would take him in a heartbeat.; 7/24/2016 5:34 PM