Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 7, 2015

A Little Monday Hilarity

Don't blame me if you start laughing at work.
Teachers of Reddit were asked: "What is the greatest way a student has misinterpreted one of your assignments?" Students and teachers chimed in with some hilarious answers.
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Anonymous said...

I have lurked on your blog for years. I respect your colorful views and stories. Your stuff is great, but you know that.

Anyway, I saw this on Reddit and am asking you to post it and help her cause. We all hate skumbags and killers and love genuine heroes. Her dad gave the ultimate sacrifice, burning to death while saving one of his four kids. It was arson probably by the mother of the child and "ex-es". This is a strong child and wants Christmas cards for this Christmas. Please use your influence and blog(s) to help her.

Peace and accuracy when not.

Steve

12/09/2015 2:07 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Steve, saw what on Reddit? Do you have a link?

(By the way, I know the readership stats for the blog. "Influence" is a bit overstating things. But thanks for saying it.)

12/09/2015 10:13 AM

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