Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Here's a Real Shocker; 2016 Ed.

I took the quiz and, if you select the "more choices" option for each question, it gets pretty detailed.

Results: 95% Bernie.
Posted by on or about 09:13
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8 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

It was kinda fun in the weeds...

96% Bernie, 93% Hillary...

The scary bit was 23% Trump...amusing was 3% Cruz (one of my Senators)

8/05/2015 10:09 AM
w3ski said...

I figured Bernie was 'my man', and he was.
I just wonder if at voting time will he have a chance?
I sure as hell don't want to lose like when Nader ran.
w3ski

8/05/2015 11:17 AM
B said...

Rick Santorum Republican
on social, immigration, economic, foreign policy, healthcare, education, and environmental issues.
compare answers
86%Mike Huckabee
Mike Huckabee Republican
on domestic policy, social, economic, environmental, and healthcare issues.
compare answers
85%Marco Rubio
Marco Rubio Republican
on economic, foreign policy, immigration, domestic policy, environmental, healthcare, and education issues.
compare answers
85%Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz Republican
on social, immigration, foreign policy, healthcare, environmental, and education issues.
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82%Scott Walker
Scott Walker Republican
on economic, social, immigration, environmental, and healthcare issues.
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78%Jeb Bush
Jeb Bush Republican
on economic, foreign policy, healthcare, and environmental issues.
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77%Ben Carson
Ben Carson Republican
on social, economic, domestic policy, healthcare, and environmental issues.
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77%Rand Paul
Rand Paul Republican
on domestic policy, social, immigration, environmental, education, and healthcare issues.
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75%Donald Trump
Donald Trump Republican
on social, foreign policy, immigration, environmental, and education issues.
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41%Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton Democrat
no major issues.
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41%Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders Democrat
on domestic policy issues.
compare answers

8/05/2015 2:22 PM
Chuck Pergiel said...

Bernie, though most of the "issues" are crap.

8/05/2015 2:32 PM
dinthebeast said...

I got 97% Bernie. Fancy that...

-Doug in Oakland

8/06/2015 2:30 AM
Anonymous said...

Can you feel the Bern?

8/06/2015 11:51 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Can you feel the Bern?

No, but I did send him a little love of the folding kind.

8/06/2015 12:27 PM
Big Sweetie said...

Hmmm... CenterPuke88 and I must be twins separated at birth. I'm 96% Bernie and 93% Hilary. I could be described as CenterPuke69 though... I'm old!

8/06/2015 6:56 PM

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