Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

All Kinds of Wrong


It's quite real.

And maybe there's a job opening for a man with experience:

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5 comments:

Nangleator said...

Fudge packers: use rear entrance.

8/18/2015 4:18 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

But, while they are close, there isn't a direct connection between Licking, MO and Uranus, MO. But, of course, a little south is Bald Knob, AR.

8/18/2015 7:24 PM
Joe said...

Licking MO has now been added to my collection. Not as good an idea as Flushing NY or Banning CA, but it's got plenty of potential.

8/19/2015 7:51 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

You guys missed a better one: Knob Lick, MO

8/19/2015 8:42 AM
Robert Fowler said...

Just south of Cincinnati, is Big Bone Lick State Park in Kentucky.

8/19/2015 9:51 AM

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