Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, June 12, 2015

One Less Event for the Clown Show

The Iowa Straw Poll has been canceled by the state GOP.
Posted by on or about 14:02
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2 comments:

Moe said...

Not to worry about a little cancellation. The Clown Show is going forward with Ms. Rachel "Soul Train" Dolezal leading the charge.

Do you have any idea where I might find a baboon whip and what the cost would be?

-Moe

6/14/2015 4:50 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I have no idea. I didn't know that they made whips especially for use on baboons.

Betcha Roger Ailes might own a few.

6/14/2015 7:17 PM

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