Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, January 26, 2015

Those New England Pats, Will Cheat on You

The Onion nailed it:
Americans across the nation announced Wednesday that they would love—absolutely love—to hear the excuses from Patriots fans this time. “No, no, by all means, go ahead,” said every single person living outside of Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, Rhode Island, and Connecticut before reportedly smiling and adding, “I’m all ears.”
That's a tad bit unfair, for if you're west of the Connecticut River, you're getting into Giants and Jets fan territories.

But only a tad. The rest is spot-on.

1 comment:

ShortWoman said...

One of our local radio stations announced a game day party, announcing the teams as the New England Deflators and the Seattle Sea Chickens.

I know this is at least partly because the NFL is not very friendly about radio stations using actual team names. They kinda walked into that.