Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Thursday, January 15, 2015

No, It's a Giant Space Station

Some clothing designer and a QVC hostess couldn't figure out whether the Moon is a planet or a star. The concept that the Moon is a moon, a satellite, never occurred to them. Even when somebody off camera informed them of that, they didn't believe it.

How did either one of these bozos ever get out of elementary school?

Natural-born Republicans, both of them.


ShortWoman said...

Why, doesn't she know that the moon is a great light in the sky? The Bible says so! ;-)

Glenn Kelley said...

We had an electrical shop teacher that believed lead was a compound of Phosphorous and boron .