Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Hell, Isn't That What Usually Happens?

Germany defeated France (in the World Cup quarterfinals).
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2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

I much prefer the reported exchange between Kenneth Clarke and Margaret Thatcher after the 1990 loss to Germany by England in the World Cup semi-final:

KC: Isn't it terrible about losing to the Germans at our national sport, Prime Minister?

MT: I shouldn't worry too much - we've beaten them twice this century at theirs.

7/05/2014 4:04 PM
Stewart Dean said...

Joke: Why are there tree planted lining the Champs Elysees? So the Germans can march in the shade...

7/06/2014 5:53 PM

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