Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Don't Let the Storm Door Hit You in the Ass, Stevie

American action movie star Steven Seagal has given state-run newspaper Rossiskaya Gazeta a whopping 2,000 word interview in which he expressed support for Russia's actions in Crimea. ... Seagal also said that although he loves the United States, it is possible — "sometime" — that he will follow the lead of French movie star Gerard Depardieu and take Russian citizenship.
Tsar Valdimir IV seems to be set to amass a nice little collection of over-the-hill actors.

2 comments:

hans said...

What can we do to help that oaf get to Russia? I know, it's cruel to the Russian people, sort of our gain is your loss, but when they tire of him they could send him to work at one of their excellent Siberian coal mines.

Expatriate Owl said...

The period of approximately 1900 - 1940, +/-, saw more than a few Americans go over to the Soviet Union to buy into the new society being created there (including may who had been born over there and had second thoughts about living in America).

Many regretted it, some were never heard from again, and the ones who were happy about having made the switch were certainly good riddance from America.

Seems that the Soviet Union, in its various incarnations, has never had a shortage of useful idiots.