Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Mike Rogers Is a McCarthyite Tool

Rep. Mike Rogers (R-Douchebag) is claiming that Snowden had Russian help.

His claim is based on some cocaine-addled intelligence professional who told Rogers that "well, we certainly can't rule it out."

Which is about as McCarthyite a claim if there ever was one.

Can you rule out that Mike Rogers has anonymous gay sex for money in bus stations? I sure can't. And since neither you nor I can rule it out, by the reasoning that Rogers uses....

2 comments:

Marc said...

It would be irresponsible not to speculate...

Stewart Dean said...

"Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"
Un-Amercanism is alive and "well" on the right.