Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Caturday

Jake's lying on his heated bed. Comfort is important to an old man like him.

I didn't go in to work yesterday, as my town was kind of buried by snow. Jake spent most of the day snoozing. It was almost like not having a cat, unless he wanted something. Then he came and summoned staff to take care of his needs (petting, dinner).

4 comments:

Mike R said...: Thank you for your cat pictures. They convinced me that it was time to bring in a new feline overlord. A home ain't a home without a cat in charge.; 12/07/2013 2:52 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Mike, you just made blogging worthwhile. Thank you for that.; 12/07/2013 3:02 PM
Marc said...: hoMEWOner: We just pay the rent/mortgage, the place is actually for the cat(s).; 12/07/2013 9:25 PM
Marc said...: Wow, can't even spell it right: " hoMEOWner"; 12/07/2013 9:27 PM