Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Weak on Geography; Barnes & Noble Edition

The map display at a Barnes & Noble store:


Posted by on or about 19:56
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5 comments:

Unknown said...

I used to live in New Mexico, and a lot of Americans (outside the Southwest) were amazed that I spoke English, and didn't need a passport to travel the U.S.

1/16/2013 9:57 PM
Unknown said...

I used to live in New Mexico, and a lot of Americans (outside the Southwest) were amazed that I spoke English, and didn't need a passport to travel the U.S.

1/16/2013 9:57 PM
Old NFO said...

LOL, so where is the 'Old' England map???

1/16/2013 9:59 PM
BadTux said...

The map was probably filed there by a customer, not by B&N, but it doesn't surprise me that a typical American customer of even a bookstore (where customers presumably are halfway literate or they wouldn't be there) is a geographical moron. I have encountered people who can't even find their own city that they live in on a map. Gah, the stupid, it burns, it burns!

1/17/2013 8:46 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I suspect that it wasn't put there by a customer. There were not any New England maps on the other side of the display. There were not any empty slots where the New England map should have been.

1/17/2013 8:51 PM

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