Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
13 comments:
Wasn't it Australia that had a problem with Rabbits as well? Crocks and Snakes and huge spiders are fine but no soft fuzzy critters allowed?
"what a world, what a world"
w3ski
Apparently the issue is the FERAL cats...
Nope, read further and he wants people to not replace their current cats, and admits that while he doesn't expect people to euthanize their pet cats, he'd be OK with it.
Always a good time to pull out the Douglas Adams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONkf6EZdjEc
"I'll give up my cat when you pry it from my dead cold hands".
w3ski
Aren't there theories that the black plague was particularly devasting in part due to the killing of felines (due to superstitions?), which caused the rodent population to increase?
Cats are the most popular pet in this country and yes, they are an invasive species. (So are earthworms.)
I imagine that a move to outlaw cats would be met with gunplay. So first they'll ban the guns, then they'll ban the cats.
:)
There are some along those lines.
Uh, they already banned most guns downunder.
Goodbye kitties.
w3ski
One assurance, the stupid will speak, it will be incomprehensible.
Ah, do we give them their sign now or after the quarantine is lifted?
Eck!
I guess my 7 and 8 pound mutts just won't do...gotta go get a Maine Coon before they get banned!
You can have my Maine Coon. He's a total jerk.
Uh, they already banned most guns downunder.
Goodbye kitties.
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