Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, June 15, 2012

GOP Senators Give Oral Sex to Banksters

Jamie Dimon, the Chief Bankster at JP MorganChase, testified at a Senate hearing this week regarding his bank recently blowing $7 billion dollars on the same time of bullshit bets that wrecked our economy in 2008. The GOP senators fell over themselves in their rush to demonstrate their fealty to the banksters.

Jon Stewart, of course, does the best coverage of it. The Daily Show broke it into two parts, so here are part one and part two.

The Daily Show with Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Bank Yankers
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Bank Yankers - Jamie Dimon on Capitol Hill
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1 comment:

LRod said...

I've never seen a public blow job before. Boy that was uncomfortable to watch. They didn't even try to wipe their chins.