Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Republican Experts on Birth Control for Women

Are, predictably, all men:

But we've seen that before, haven't we. Remember when Bush signed a bill restricting abortions? This was the crowd that watched His Effluentness sign the bill:

Nothing much changes in the GOP: Old white guys who think they know what is best for women (and minorities).

3 comments:

BadTux said...: If you zoomed out on that top picture, you'd see the women -- shoved to the back of the chambers as second class citizens. I can't think of a better metaphor for the GOP view of women...; 2/16/2012 7:40 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Yes, as spectators. Only spectators.; 2/16/2012 8:08 PM
Eck! said...: I think those dogs need to be neutered.

I believe the two rocks method should be applied to them.

Eck!; 2/16/2012 9:52 PM