Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Ho. Ho. Ho.

The gifts from my sister came in this handy tote bag;

And no, she did not give me a gun. But she did give me this t-shirt:

Makes me feel bad as the last Smith & Wesson that I bought was a compact 9mm in the `80s that I hated and traded away, three weeks before they were recalled.

2 comments:

Eck! said...: But nothing says gun like S&W.

Have a good one.

Eck!; 12/25/2011 12:10 PM
w3ski said...: I admit I got a bad #66 revolver in the 80's. Even had a pro do the trigger and it wouldn't shoot for crap with Any load.
I got rid of it and bought a newer 66 that is smooth as the old one 'with the action job'.
Nothing wrong with the cloverleaf groups now.
Everybody can make a bad one.
Merry Christmas
w3ski; 12/26/2011 11:06 AM