Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Edjumacation From the Banksters

TD Bank wants to educate its customers on how to avoid nickel-and-diming fees that TD Bank will charge them.*

Here's my simple guide to avoiding those fees if you are a customer of TD Bank:

Close your accounts. Move your money elsewhere.

This has been a public service message from EBM. You're welcome
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*The fees are a hell of a lot more than either a nickel or a dime, but you get my drift.

2 comments:

Ruckus said...

In the process now. Not to put too strong a point on it but fuck Bunch of Assholes.

Eck! said...

Been a member of a CU since 83, I get a dividend and good rate and not hit for nickles and dimes. Before that it was always preferrnce for the local band bit the national chain.

Boo hiss on big banks.

Eck!