Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Yes, I Still Hate Glocks

I surely do, but this is still funny.

Posted by on or about 18:28
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2 comments:

BadTux said...

Heh. That's like the brilliant dude who decided to knock over the donut joint. Across from the police station. In New Orleans. True story. Needless to say, he had sufficient off-duty cops drawing down on him that the only thing he ended up with was a stay in the graybar hotel ;).

-- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

11/30/2011 7:24 PM
w3ski said...

Glock Ugh! My Brother in law bought a Glock. Maybe he just got a bad one. It takes 18 rounds to hit a target with that horrid trigger pull. Like a rusty can scraping on another.UGH ! One .45 works fine cause I can hit what I aim at, don't need 18 rounds.
w3ski

12/01/2011 11:57 AM

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