Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 7, 2011

Chrysler Could Make Shit

They did an excellent job during the Second World War when they made Bofors 40mm antiaircraft guns.

Two datapoints: It took Bofors 450 man-hours to make each gun. Chrysler got that down to ten man-hours. The extractor of a Bofors-made gun was good for 1,500 rounds. Chrysler re-engineered it and tripled that life-span.

(H/T)

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Thanks. When America showed the world.

BadTux said...

Chrysler can still make shit. Look at that new 3.6L Pentastar engine, for example -- not only does it make more torque and horsepower than any other normally aspirated engine of its displacement, but it's also cheaper to manufacture than its competitors due to some very savvy engineering work to simplify the castings and reduce the number of bolt-on parts. Unfortunately, their management refuses to stand behind Chrysler's product and fix the design flaws that show up with time (such as the 2005-2006 Wrangler OPDA's lack of upper bushing lubrication, or the fuel tank rollover valve problems of most of their modern vehicles, or ...), thus their modern nickname amongst mechanics: Chiseler Corporation.

- Badtux the Wrenchin' Penguin

LRod said...

E-BM:

They didn't do such a bad job with the M4 Sherman, either. Except for the nickname it earned—Ronson, because it lit every time it was struck.

Nevertheless, with a production ratio of about 50,000:1,600 over the most produced German tank, it personified Lenin's dictum, "quantity has a quality all its own."

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

S O said...

Both 450 and 10 man-hours are inevitably wrong for the production.

That might be assembly, but there's no chance that this involves the total production.

J4rh34d said...

Chrysler made and makes the best engineered and best built cars before the bean counters do a Budweiser on them and water them down.

Read the Bofors story at http://www.allpar.com/history/military/bofors.html

The 450 hours was for all the hand fitting and filing. The 10 hours was for precision interchangeable parts. If you are willing to tool up and gage up, you can work wonders.