Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Best Idea That I've Read In a Long Time; Bunker-Busting Edition

It is this:

It doesn't matter how deeply the Iranians or anyone else dig their bunkers for any purpose. They still have to get in and out of them for the bunkers to be usable.

So the Air Force does not need to know where the bunkers are or how deeply they are set into the earth and under what kind of rock. They need to know where the access points are to the bunkers.

So bomb the fucking doors. And if they dig out the craters, bomb them again. If you know where the elevator shafts are to the bunker, bomb them, as well. If if access is by a horizontal shaft through a mountain, then bring the mountain down on the access shaft.

1 comment:

Phil said...

I like the way you think.

You don't set rat traps in their nest, you set them where they go in and out at.

Curious, the verification word is ingsm, isn't that what I have been doing for several decades now?