Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Edjumacation From the Banksters

TD Bank wants to educate its customers on how to avoid nickel-and-diming fees that TD Bank will charge them.*

Here's my simple guide to avoiding those fees if you are a customer of TD Bank:

Close your accounts. Move your money elsewhere.

This has been a public service message from EBM. You're welcome
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*The fees are a hell of a lot more than either a nickel or a dime, but you get my drift.

2 comments:

Ruckus said...

In the process now. Not to put too strong a point on it but fuck Bunch of Assholes.

Eck! said...

Been a member of a CU since 83, I get a dividend and good rate and not hit for nickles and dimes. Before that it was always preferrnce for the local band bit the national chain.

Boo hiss on big banks.

Eck!