Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Caturday

With all the cat-friendly furniture that I have here, why George wants to lie on a scratching pad is something I don't understand.


Gracie takes the time to get acquainted with literature.


Jake is closing in on a hand to pet him.

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4 comments:

BadTux said...

One word on George and the scratching pad: Catnip. Mencken does the same thing when I put out a fresh catnip-impregnated pad. He licks it and rolls over crazily all over it and then, apparently exhausted by his efforts to obtain his drug of choice, goes to sleep on it.

-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

9/10/2011 2:04 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I haven't put catnip on that pad in several days.

9/11/2011 4:21 PM
BadTux said...

Maybe George has a good memory? :).

9/11/2011 4:34 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

No, he's just George. :)

9/11/2011 5:12 PM

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