Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 5, 2011

Caturday Extra: Literature Edition


Gracie was trying to pull out the bookmark so that she could eat it.

Here's a question: Do your cats want to eat your eyeballs?
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5 comments:

BadTux said...

Cats, alas, have no appreciation for fine literature. They make up for it by being cuddly and furry and purry though :).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

9/05/2011 4:54 PM
Unknown said...

Maybe it tastes like the undead....

9/05/2011 5:31 PM
Nangleator said...

It's not the smell they like. It's the texture.

Don't think about how they know they like the texture.

9/06/2011 2:40 PM
Anonymous said...

Eyeballs, no. They start with the lips. You really don't want to know how I know this.

9/07/2011 11:46 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

William, I would have to guess that there was someone who died in a home with cats and that the only food available for the cats was the corpse of the dearly departed.

Reminds me of a story I heard: There was a wife with a very abusive husband. He shot her to death and then turned the gun on himself. The bodies were not discovered for a few days. They had cats and dogs. The animals left her body alone and they ate his.

9/07/2011 1:04 PM

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