The GOP Candidates' Debate

In a phone conversation with my mother a little while ago, she asked me if I was watching the debate. I told her that I'd rather wrap myself in barbed wire and ro roll down a hill.

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate's debate.
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio,
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson.
Jolting Joe has left and gone away,
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

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