Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

All We Are Saying Is Give Peace a Chan----
Ah, Fuck It, Let's Go Shoot Something

You go, girl!


We're going to need to get a technician to fix the Irony Meter.


I've got a guess at to who is her role model:

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4 comments:

Cirze said...

Love Fionna!

And your blog.

6/14/2011 3:40 PM
Eck! said...

The 21st century version of applying a little Phazor fire on a problem.

And so cute too!

Eck!

6/14/2011 4:42 PM
Stewart Dean said...

You should never use a cell phone while holding a full-auto in your other hand. Doesn't matterhow hot and juicy you are.

6/14/2011 8:31 PM
Cujo359 said...

A trigger-happy ex-girl friend, what every man needs in his life. ;)

6/14/2011 8:53 PM

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