Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Summon the Chorus of Humorless Members of the 101st Chairborne Rangers

Some soldiers in Afghanistan remade a Lady Gaga video:



You can bet your ass that the Patton-Wannabees in the 82nd Keyboarders will not find any humor in it.

Fuck them.

(The short version of the original video is here.)

3 comments:

Allan S said...

Freakin' tears are leaking out of my eyes.Too funny! One of the toughest units in the world....Oh that was priceless...I have to figure a way to send that to my cousin-in-law, he is ex airborne....

Comrade Misfit said...

Here's how to do that:

Start the video, click on the YouTube logo, and that will take you to the YouTube page. Copy the URL of the page and send it to your cousin.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love bored soldiers! That was hilarious!