Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

zOMG!!!1!! The Times Square Bomber Bought a Gun!!!1!!!

As the New York Times and Mayor Michael Bloomberg go into full-blown pearls-clutching mode.

News flash: The guy bought a {gasp} car!!1!! He could have driven it down Broadway and smashed into a crowd of pedestrians at high speed!!!1!!1! Somebody do something!!!!

Oh, and he visited Time Square two years ago!!! Nobody ever goes back there, somebody has to do something!!!!!

By the crotch hairs of Your Dear and Fluffy Lord, will somebody please repeatedly tase Mike Bloomberg (and Joe Lieberman, while you are at it)?



Get a fucking grip.

5 comments:

Jay Allbritton said...

Listen carefully and you can hear me applauding from the Antarctic.

Comrade Misfit said...

Must be getting colder down there, too.

OldRetiredDude said...

I love your finely tuned sense of irony...

Comrade Misfit said...

ORD, what I I say? It's a gift. :)

Bridget Magnus said...

What is it with gun control nuts, both on the right and the left, thinking that someone who is willing to break the law against a violent crime will somehow hesitate to break gun control laws?