Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Oh, the Humanity! - Feline Edition

George went in for his annual haircut and dental work. This time, I asked that they leave a stripe down his back. He hates it after he gets his hair cut when I stroke him on his bare back, so the mohawk effect is also an insulating strip. Gracie is hissing and yowling at him as he probably smells like the vet's OR.



He wound up losing a number of teeth this time around, so he is very much giving me a look that says "you have to sleep sometime."

5 comments:

CalvinsMom said...

You would think that he'd appreciate that the Mohawk makes him look like an absolute bad-ass.

There's no pleasing cats at all.

Comrade Misfit said...

The tooth extractions probably didn't help his attitude.

Eck! said...

Once he passes a mirror and sees how bad-A
the look is everyone stand back.

Poor guy one thing to get an Atlas shave
but dental work just sucks.

Hope hes better soon.

Eck!

Zdogk9 said...

I'm gonna do it to my cat!

Comrade Misfit said...

Right now, he is hiding in the back of the lower cat condo. If I bend over and look in, I can see him.

When Jake had his extractions, he wanted to be close to me. George just wants to be as far away as he can be.