Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Caturday

George is resting and recuperating from his dental work. I normally don't let him sleep right there, but I was feeling sorry for him. He went through a lot.



Gracie was none too pleased after a session with the Furminator.



Jake is doing his impersonation of a doorstop.



He heard some birds outside the window and they caught his attention. But he was not curious enough to rouse himself and go look out the window.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Jake says he's not fat and lazy, he's just big boned and caught in a gravity sump ;).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin