Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, May 31, 2010

String Turds

This can happen with cats. The hair that is making its way through their digestive tract almost forms up like string. The string connects one turd to the next one. When the cat goes to the litter box, it can then jump out with one or two turds dangling from its ass.

If you are lucky, the cat will walk by, you'll smell the turds and be able to remove them before the cat sits down and mashes the turds into the fur on its hindquarters. Or your rug. Or your furniture.

I was lucky tonight.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Looks like somebody's got an easy solution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus&playnext_from=TL&videos=eb1Xf6expuE

Personally, I'd like to lock up the inventor and anyone who uses it, but my girls have been very easy for me.

Comrade Misfit said...

That poor cat was terrified.