Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Polite Bank Robbers

They called the bank and made a reservation to rob it.
Posted by on or about 12:37

4 comments:

BadTux said...

Bwahah! Like I've always said, it's only the dumb crooks who bother breaking laws. The smart ones buy the laws that make their criminal behavior legal.

- Badtux the Laughing Penguin

3/24/2010 4:52 PM
Anonymous said...

Link not working for me, rats!

3/25/2010 11:03 AM
BadTux said...

Try here, Labrys.

And EBM, Yahoo's agreement with AP is that AP articles get taken off of Yahoo News after 24 hours. So linking to articles on Yahoo News probably isn't a good idea.

- Badtux the Helpful News Geek Penguin

3/25/2010 11:09 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Labrys, I changed the link.

Badtux, I didn't know that. Thanks.

3/25/2010 11:16 AM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)