Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Light Time

I'm taking some time off to help friends with flooding issues.

Anyone in midtown Manhattan is more than welcome to pick up a logging chain and beat the shit out of the putzim at ABC News for hyping the shit out of this non-story on Good Morning America.

Why is it that every time I see or read a story about Sandra Bullock's hubby, that I wonder when the little shit is going to be shot in the back of the head by Robert Ford?
Posted by on or about 07:13

3 comments:

BobG said...

I'm getting as tired of hearing about Bullock's man-whore as I was hearing about Tiger Woods. Who gives a rat's ass about these people, anyway?

4/02/2010 5:55 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I don't and if it wasn't for the stupid gigolo's name, I'd not have snarked on him.

Speaking of gigolos, you might enjoy this story.

4/02/2010 6:50 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Shit. try again.

4/02/2010 6:52 PM

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