Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, January 14, 2010

With a Little Help From My Friends

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When you donate to one of the charities raising funds for Haiti (I presume that every reader of this blog has done so or will do so, even five or ten bucks will help), only do so with an Amex, Visa or Capital One card, as those credit card companies are waiving their processing fees to help get the maximum amount of aid to the Haitian people.

Do not use Discover or MasterCard, for those soulless evil bastards have no qualms about reaping profits from the suffering of a few million people and from the good hearts of those who want to help.

1 comment:

Ruckus said...

I'm in for what I can.
One more place that I didn't see on Huff Post is the American Friends Service Committee