Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Thoroughly Stupid Agency

The goons at the TSA have been subjecting a young boy, now eight years old, to "enhanced screening" since he was a toddler. Note that another man who was included on one of the terror watch lists got off them by using the advanced spycraft method of changing his name. Note also that the TSA has been lying about the whole matter, or using hair-splitting arguments, such as "he's not on the terror watch list, only that he's on a terror watch list."

Apparently the TSA watch lists are like the Mob or the IRA: "Once in, never out."

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Gosh, knowing the TSA is protecting me from 8 year old Cub Scout terrorists makes me feel *so* much safer...

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Anonymous said...

Wow. I had to blog about that just to replicate the notice of an Oscar winning act of stupidity. What morons.

zdogk9 said...

Hey! they gotta' do something when they aren't having sex with unwilling barnyard animals