Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Where the Money Went to Produce "Avatar"

It cost a lot of money to make "Dancing With Very large Smurfs." This pie chart shows where it all went:

funny graphs and charts
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4 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Sounds about right.

Sarah said...

Yeah. I haven't seen it yet (am I alone?) and don't look forward to it. Oh, I probably will, just to gape at the effects.

But ... what do you expect from the "auteur" of Titanic?

deadstick said...

Oh, shoot, EB. Now you're gonna hear from the Cameron Fanboy Borg.

Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, let them come. I can ignore or delete comments with the best of them.