Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year

May 2010 bring health, wealth and happiness to all of the readers of this blog.

(I'll settle for it being better than 2009.)
Posted by on or about 14:36

5 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

...and to the host!

Cheers!

12/31/2009 9:06 PM
Fixer said...

And all the best to you, Comrade!

1/01/2010 8:22 AM
Distributorcap said...

and definitely to the host

1/01/2010 10:31 AM
Anonymoustache said...

Wish you all the best as well, Comrade EBM.

1/01/2010 10:52 AM
Phil said...

Happy New Year and may you be able to soar in the sky as much as you please and hit what ya aim at, every time.

Busted

1/01/2010 2:54 PM

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